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methbusters:

who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot

July 30th / 229,719 notes

methbusters:

who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot

July 30th / 229,719 notes

I s2g if I see one more Harry potter post on my dash it’s
o v e r

July 30th / 0 notes

"A year ago we stayed up till 3 am talking
And today I don’t know how to even say hey"
-(via 99teen)

July 30th / 171,171 notes

artsyarata:

thinks abt sam winchester
*cries*

July 30th / 10 notes

http://jackassjackass.tumblr.com/post/93285667500/lavdear-theuppitynegras-crockercorp-does

lavdear:

theuppitynegras:

crockercorp:

does anyone else have this other self they’ve created in their mind that is not really exactly you irl but is more like what you want to be and has a life that continues in your head with like weird continuing daydreams but they’re not…

July 30th / 387,330 notes

vibraslapper:

petition for jeff padalecki, josh ackles, and sasha collins to make a tv show called “paranormal” where it’s exactly like supernatural but instead of actually killing anything they run away crying.

July 30th / 46,541 notes

"Occasionally we let someone in, we open the folds of our insecurity and give access to the darkest parts of us. We hand over the key, and it’s terrifying. And sometimes they bump into a raw nerve, they say a callous insensitive remark, they ridicule a strange notion we have, they poke at our dreams just a bit. It hurts pretty bad and we push them out and fold up fast. We remind ourselves, “This is why I don’t let anyone in.” And we run.

It’s right here that most people apologize like crazy. They feel terrible. They were trying to figure out how to navigate the labyrinth of your wonderful story. It’s like holding a tiny flash light in a cave of a new world. They didn’t mean to provoke those old wounds. They didn’t mean to poke fun at your dreams. They considered it an honor that they held the key, even for a few frenzied moments.

Intimacy takes work, trust, wounds, hurts, sculpting in the dark: and that takes time. It takes more than a single chance. Of course we can close the doors, at any second, when we know it just won’t work. But there are many opportunities if we had trusted a little longer, reset the tempo, and spoke up louder: it would’ve been okay. Bridges would be built. New stories are made. You find your hand closing around theirs. They begin to traverse the folds of your heart with ease, and they learn to say those things which give life, which give freedom, which grow dreams. Intimacy is formed out of stumbling, but further down the path: there is so much light, so much laughter, so many steps to the horizon together."

July 30th / 1,775 notes

world-shaker:

[leaves this here and backs away]

tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

July 30th / 339,800 notes

joshpeck:

soufflesagainstthedaleks:

YOU KNOW THIS GUY?

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THAT’S JOSH PECK.

KNOW WHAT ELSE A “PECK” IS?

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A BOOB.

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JOSH IS LITERALLY A BOOB.

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July 30th / 186,996 notes

"I wanna do bad things to you, but good things for you"

July 30th / 4,191 notes